Our Tank Keeps Eating the NPC'S!

Calla thought Gluttony Online was just another fantasy MMO until her best friend picked a tank class that powers up by swallowing enemies whole. And NPCs. And, occasionally, other players. Now Calla’s stuck healing from inside a stomach half the time while trying to figure out why her “BMI” stat keeps going up and whether “Comfortably Digested” is a real status effect or just a bad joke from the developers.

Our Tank Keeps Eating the NPCs! is a belly-forward romp through a VRMMO clearly designed by someone with very specific interests. With customizable consent settings, digestive buffs, and monsters that flirt before they eat you, this is a cozy, squishy comedy about appetite, absurd mechanics, and learning to enjoy the grind.