Umbridge Academy is known for its strict faculty, wealthy alumni… and a graduation rate that’s measured in survivors.
At a school where failing students are digested, Tidius has survived by becoming a teacher’s “pet” and making himself too useful to eat. But when his side hustle selling exams leads to his capture, a late-night detention turns into a very hands-on punishment… and a misunderstanding that sets his enforcer loose on the classmates he just made a deal with.
If you enrolled at Umbridge, could you keep your head down, stay indispensable… and avoid ending up as pudge on a teacher’s belly?