She’s big. She’s slow. She’s going to eat everyone on campus.
Meet Friday, the giant conch and the newest nuisance plaguing the cast of “Stop Digesting My Darling!” Omnivorous and insatiable, she’ll swallow anybody and anything that gets in the path of her true prey: Boo, the Snail Girl.
Now the residents of Titan Hall must scramble to find a solution. The conch is a protected species—removing her is not an option—but neither is getting caught. Once the conch catches you, she keeps you, and one thing’s for certain:
Digesting in her bouncing, bubbling gut for a year is not conducive to maintaining a good GPA.